gunj had tagged me looong ago and the tag was : list out 10 things that you hate about men. i take it up now and here it goes…
P.S: out of trillions of male population in the world,i got a chance to know/see a few lacs (changed after Burfe’s comment) ,so this tag is based on a few guys i hv come across till now.
1. i HATE those guys who bully girls or eve tease. i have faced twice in blore and had to go to police to protect myself.you never know if they throw acid at you/hit you.those are pure BASTARDS!!!their balls should be removed or wait ..they should be physically molested by males(you know wht i mean!!! pulp fiction ???)…
2. i hate MCPs…i seriously fail to understand their thinking. its fucking simple guys … we girls are coz of you and you coz of us..(XX,XY getting now??) …in fact we carry these dumb MCPs for 9 months and this is what they give to women??? cmon …stop having this superiority complex and give respect to each other. if you dont get it now then go to mars and play gay-gay games.
3 . i hate those guys who try to decide for his gal/sis or whatever.keep this stupid possessiveness with you. you can suggest me but dont make me do it if i dont want to. dont wear this/dont talk to this guy dont ..blah blah… do not cage a Lioness (did i say am a leo :P ) …
4. i hate those guys who maintain these double standards…you dont want your girlfriend to show cleavage but at the same time you love gawking at other women’s …. BF : “kya babe hai yaar” . GF : “main bhi aisi lag sakti hun …kya difference hai” BF: “koi zarurat nahi hai…wo to shakl se slutt lag rahi hai..tumhen bhi banna hai kya? ” …Assholes.
5. i hate those guys who says “i feel like crying but i cant because boys dont cry” kardi na CHU***** waali baaten…what is this with “cry like a girl” n all….bhagwaan ne banate samay ye rules nahin daale the dimaag mein ..its you suckers who dont have guts to accept yourself.
6. similar to point 5, i hate these bunch of guys who lie to show off in a group. a lie about having GFs/times had sex or simply any story made up to show that they are a part of that group.what is this with carrying these fake masks ,you idiots!!! (well this is applied to girls but this tag is abt guys ..so here is my next point you duds….)
7. i totally hate these dumb arses who think a girl should work and do whole of the household chores too…we are not robots you see..why even am explaining this… go fish!!!
8. i simply hate those “momma’s boys”. do whatever you want to ..before marriage.. but after marriage too?? i am not asking a guy not to respect his parents..ofcourse am a fool if i do… but baby look at us… what if we start doing the same with our moms when we are with you??? ‘mom,ye kha lun’ ‘mom can i go out with her now?’ ‘mom,whatever u say ,we will do(of course you forgot abt asking me..!!!) ‘ kinda of guys ….
9. i hate guys to infinity …when they say “all gals are like this” …you dont even know 1/10 of the whole female population in the world and you ‘generalize’ for all the girls ??? what is with you guys… you talk about being smart and realistic and then say these stupid things??? aaarghh go figure!!!
i broke the rules… but when did i ever followed any :P …
I had to read it all when i saw the tag :) hehe
Agree with the possessiveness! What a pain in the booty! The worst is against sisters. When they go out themselves and do so much worse!
Double standards are the main cuase of argument in my relationship.
Oh boy…
now thats some real strong words….
pheew!!!
woa…
do you like any of the male species???
but have to agree, most of the hate is justified…
abbe how old are you??? i mean you said “i got a chance to know/see a few lacs” :O and that included married sods too :P ;) this can’t happen in a couple of decades :P
quite a talent i must say! and stamina too ;) :P :P :P :D
Niyara : cute name :).
Prashant : hehe :P
devil : which male species?? the one i have mentioned in these points? see thoda thoda sab mein hai ye …frankly
burf ke gole : saale i edited it. if i said that i got to know/see a few,it wasnt ‘behind the doors’ … ku*** :)
…wow
..exceptions are always there :P
Agree with almost all the points.
But that thing about guys not wanting their girls to look sexy isn’t entirely true. They have no problems if their babe looks hot, but when they marry they want a fucking “homely” girl. Of course, that applies to only some guys, coz there are loads who want a bombshell as a wife:D
Eve teasers are a complete piss off. I usually ignore them, because they expect you to react and those pathetic creatures get some kinda kick out it! Only when I’m in a fucked up mood myself, or if the guy is being supremely irritating that I retaliate. And yes, when I’m in a cheeky mood I’ve said things like “Ghar mein ma behen ni hai kya saale…” followed by some more “colorful” gaalis which I wouldn’t wanna publish here:P
Let’s seriously collect all such bastards and get donkey to rape them:D
o madame…. itta bhi horrendous scene nai hai….
yeh kaunsi hindi movie ke ladke hai???
thoda masala zaada nai ho gaya???
and about boys being mamma’s boys….
i dont think that men would ever have a problem with their women if they ask their respective mothers about what they should eat/wear/drink/swallow…..
and to top it all do you think that men ask their mothers about these things???? if yes, then it seems that they have no head of their own. DO NOT carry unclassy men and then crib about them on blogsworld.
now a short but real story….
during a town hall session a VP of a top notch investment bank asked an indian tecchie to join the New York office with immediate effect and move to the US payroll.
the tecchie declines the offer in public stating that he does not wish to be away from his mother…
on hearing this the VP, very mockingly asks the tecchie if he is the “Only Son” to his mother…
the tecchie replie…” Sir, i am not the Only Son to my mother. I have a younger brother. But she definitely is my Only Mother”.
rahul : yess i had exceptions in my life as BFs :P
Crazy gurl : lol @ donkey part. u know what “wo maa behen” ki gaali puraani ho gayi hai..guys have proper answer to that “maa behen to hai bass aapki kammi hai …. ” :D
dRoZzY : oye chill !!!
lemme clear something:
a. ye unclassy men meri parshaai nahin choo sakte,carrying them is impossible.
b. aur ye koi hindi filmon ki story ni hai…i have seen that in real life…happening with proper techie families ….Blogsworld wont blindly believe me ‘coz they too live in the real world..like you, everybody commented openly..
i am not forcing anybody to agree….
c. again i will say ki saare bande aise ni hai.
yaar ab guys ke baare mein venom spew karna tha to main lovey-dovey points to nahin likhungi.
these things i hate the most in guys and if you havnt seen this ,to acha hai na … you are living in a good place!!!
i hv heard this real story and its one hell of a touching story…thats respect i say. and you very well know the difference :)
lol, jhand ho gayi teri mast wali :P :D
he he
seems like men-hatred is hotting up in this blog friend circle!!
keep cooking!! its a fiesta!!
Awesome post…. hats off to you gal…….. i agree with most of them……… and yes i like your innovative thinking as to how to make them repent
Hi, donno who you are.. But I recon to every word of what you said.. Being a guy i know what you would have felt.. Great.. I am bookmarking your blog; will visit often to read your thoughts. All the best.
Uffff…one more angry young woman…hmmm, not sure about “Young” part, hehehe..kidding !!
Arre ye kya ho rha hai, aaj ki naari jaag uthi hai, naari shakti zindabad !! Ab saari ladkiyan achanak se aise baat karne lag jaogi to mujhe to ghar se bahar nikalte hue darr lagne lagega :P
Ok, agree with you….ye saale kuch ghatiya log hote hain jo poori mard jaat ko badnaam karte hain !!
Aur ye title change kar….ye kya bakwaas hai …tu le****n to nahi ho gyi hai na !!
yar…tu dil se itna bura sochti hai ladkon k baare mein?? matlab…mujhe to lag ra hai tere liye perfct ladka dhundna pahaad type task ho jayega :P
waise i swear…mast maari hai tune aur crazy ne…dho daala bygod!!
actually tum dono k posts to har bande ko mail karne chahiye humen :P
aur kya pyare shabdon ka prayog kia hai tussi apni bhavnao ko prakat karne k liye!
dil khush kar ditta :D
Buhahahaha !! All “men” Watch out ! ;)
burf ke gole : you are ignored :) .
ripps : well its not men hatred ..it was just a tag and my emotions attached to these kinda men.
Aqui78 : hehehe thanks …
Sean : thanks sean :)…and you might even know that there are these few men who are so irritating.
goneyyy : khilli uda ra hai :)….seriously am waiting for tht time when gals would molest guys in public …hehehehe
bilkul jasie kuch banidyaan saari women ka repo kharaab kar deti hain :)
gunj : hehehe abey mil jaayega ladka yaar.sabhi aise ni hain …infact main vi perfect ni hun …
yeah ..this post was totally to vent my frustration for ‘those’ men…and this is my way to express (with Payare sabd) :P.
Priya : lol are you instigating men ???? :D
goneyyy : main ni title change karungi … :P
without taking anything away from whatever you said or whatever you feel, which is alright because you feel.
Biggest reason is that you wrote what you feel, so it in some way, to a good extent has to be right, thats why you wrote that……… honesty assumed.
BUT, just came to my mind, can you girls, Krazy, gunj, You… et al… start a tag “10 things you like about guys”.. i will surely read that :) wanna know both side of the story.. aise hi…
Wo marzi hai teri…..mein to fir yahi interpret karunga na ki tujhe poori mard zaat se nafrat hai….or should I put it this way, tujhe ladkiyon se pyar hai :P
Ha ha ROFL
if you dont get it now then go to mars and play gay-gay games. – Thats like hit on the face
you dont want your girlfriend to show cleavage but at the same time you love gawking at other women’s – ur hate in this case is Valid one :-)
I defntly like to see 10 things (9 also ok) you like n Men
CM-Chap : i wrote this post when i was very much angry with men around. will write the likey post some other day for sure
Good one Geet.
Sad but true that its bloody hard to find a perfect guy man, I dont think God ever made a perfect guy in this world, so bloody every single one of em has these cheap characteristics in em…